craigalicious-edenfire57:

coulduknot:

sleepingtsundere:

Blowjobs from Rin Matsuoka more like

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mookie000:

Trip and Virus’s ending in Re:code with morphine sly blue

Titleweeaboos be like

I’m worth five dollars?
Five million.

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sherlock-awa-holmes:

Just to clarify 

sherlock-awa-holmes:

Just to clarify 

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crazywolfchick:

Everyone’s talking about correct grammar and no one realizes that grammar fucking changes.

Just an update: the latest american grammar conference decided two things.

One-the oxford comma must be used by k-12 students.

Two-if he/she singular pronouns do not describe the subject given, they/them may be used as a singular pronoun, but only in reference to a person.

Love,
Your friendly english major

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mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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